Thursday, June 4, 2009

Who Were You Foolin'? Girl, You Pregnant!

My Nine Cents:

Finally, Ms, Hudson came clean and revealed what she's been doing for seven months...waiting on a baby. First, a baby shower was held last weekend, then, pictures surfaced of her and her fiance, Punk (I'm sorry) David, flossing after eating some chicken at KFC where she revealed her protruding belly.

Hold On... Is this a WHAM! reunion?


My Nine Cents:
American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert cames out the closet ( like we didn't know he was gay. The make-up and the Mariah Carey hand gesture when he sings.) But his boyfriend is a dead ringer for George Michaels from WHAM! I thought it was 1984. (Wake me before you go-go!) LOL!

The Unveiling of MJ's children



My Nine Cents:

I'm going actually nice about this. People don't need to disclose whether their children are theirs or not but I think we all know there was some invitro-fertilization involved in the creation of these children.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Do These People Have Friends...or Mirrors?


These days Nick Cannon is looking like a Steve Harvey knock off with his loud suits. He might call it dapper and daring but I call it tacky and ugly. I find it hard to believe Ms. Carey has given him a makeover.

This dude is ridiculous. First, men cannot get away with no pants in public. Second, obviously, homeboy is suffering from denial... he's a size 13 shoe and wedged his feet in a size 11 shoe. Whoever started this terrible bottomless trend needs to end it pronto!


Actually, I love Monique Coleman's natural hair and the outfit is okay considering this is MTV Movie Awards.

Lady Gaga aka the "bottomless queen" sported her edgy attire at a 102.7 event. It's a bit too couture for me.


She's back... the Lip Gloss Queen showed up at the MTV Movie Awards looking like a hot mess with that two tone weave. Actually, this is probably the best Lil' Mama has ever looked. Kudos to you, hun! You tried!



So Al B. Sure has decide to grace us with some more Spanish love. I use to love Al B. Sure... just in case you forgot about Al B. check out the Youtube throwback minus the TVone logo. @ 1:31 is faux falsetto is ridiculous! LOL! (And yes, I said faux falsetto. That ain't nothing but screaming through his nose.)

While we're on the topic of falsettos...El DeBarge show them how it's done



Hop Up Out the Bed...Put My Sphanx on!

My Nine Cents:

I'm trying to be nice because I'm a member of the Big Girls Club but what in the world was she thinking wearing that sparkling shark net.


Homo Thug Ruins A Good Church Song



My Nine Cents:

Seriously! No Boy, you can't praise Jesus on a stripper pole! You must have just lost your mind. And what are you doing in them Timberland boots?!