Please Wake Me 'Cuz I'm Dreaming...

So I ventured onto one of the funniest websites, www.Youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com, I've ever seen and retrieved a couple of things that made me wonder what in the hell is the world is coming to. Take a look at what I brought back.

It's that time of year again... The 28 year-old mothers let their 16 year-old daughters go to prom looking like Trina. Check Tequila out in her custom made prom dress. She went for the sexy Spider Woman look.

It's all about coordinator. Peep Peggy's Elvira inspired pigtail. She know she wrong! She can't be serious with black lip liner and silver lipstick. And look at Cotton Candy's blue and pink Shirley Temple curls.

This is too easy! Someone come help babygirl off the floor.

My Nine Cents:
Can you believe that someone actually made a song about White women having booties... and I'm unemployed with a degree!

Broke with a Degree

While I wait for the world to knock on my door and ask me to join the workforce, I keep myself busy by finding silly things to post. I was more perplexed than amused when I came across this but I will share it with you anyways.

Barack Obama- Blame it on the Economy

Beyonce is Stroking Someone's Ego

My Nine Cents:
Truly we need someone to refresh the game. I thought the video was quite boring and clearly, I'm not the only one who is affected by the economic crisis. We know it's a recession when Beyonce pulls out her old lace front from her Austin Powers days... times are rough!

Jazmine Sullivan does Seal cover "Kiss from a Rose"

Love this performance!

Finally... She by Sheree

The Real Housewives of Atlanta member, Sheree, finally found a seamstress and got her line off the ground. Check it out for yourself!

Hold on is Sheree dating one of AL B. Sure's sons. (She probably rented him from escort service.) Also, what up with her dress...I love the color someone needs to work on the construction.

Oh, Lawd! I saw this picture and I thought to myself who let Jamie Foster in. Homegirl has been writing all of the content for Sister 2 Sister for years. I'm still surprised that it's still afloat.

But to tell you the truth the line was mediocre...I'm still not sure why she had more jewelry than fabric. Oh, I just realized why...that's what happens when you let a gay man run the backstage...over-accessorized outfits, which translates to tacky! Don't ever trust a man who wears platforms that are higher than yours!

Photo Credit: TheYBF.com

The Trailer for " Precious"

My Nine Cents:

This week Oprah gave her stamp of approval and premiered the newest trailer for "Precious". The motion picture is based on the novel Push by Sapphire. The raw writer really exposes some nasty realities that I hope people are ready to see. I remember trying to read this novel when I was in high school but the language was quite hard to decipher since it was written in 8th slang. The trailer actually makes me want to go and try to read it again. This movie shows all you need is Oprah and Tyler Perry to put some money behind a project and you can make it too.

Concealing Pregancies...

Photo Credit: TheYFB.com

My Nine Cents:

So J. Hudson resorted to rocking Hammer pants to conceal her body at the Good Morning America Concert Series...this is unacceptable! Girl, there are mirrors for a reason please cut stylish when you get off stage because she sabotaged you. That hair, that top and those pants...seriously.

Bow Wow ft. Johnta Austin- "You Can Get It All"

Bow Wow - New Music - More Music Videos

WTF! You can't sample a song that's less than 20 years old. So Bow Wow and Johnta decided to sample TLC's "Baby, Baby, Baby." No Boy, they're still alive. Personally, I don't think you should sample anybody until they're legend...or at least won a Lifetime Achiever Award from the Academy. TLC released this song in 1992... are you serious?

I guess this is the newest trend because Jamie Foxx recently sample" Day and Night" by Al B. Sure for his new song, "Swag" ft. Rick Ross.

The Oscars

I'm not gonna say too much about this outfit...I was just glad that Whoopi put a bra on! Who am I kidding...who put Whoopi in that Cheetah print, I thought she was hosting a throwback version of Soul Train or something!!!

Queen Latifah showed off her new slimmed down figure. I loved the dress!

Unfortunately, Beyonce sported Dereon...I still don't think this that was a good idea at all. They should just call the collection, "Tacky Tina." Mama Knowles really should stick with elaborate costume design.

I loved these two trailblazers they brought all the elements of class. (except when Tarjii showed her sphanx to the camera) She's forgiven!:) She also worked another gorgeous dress at the Vanity Fair afterparty.

Alicia Keys was killing me from the wig to the dramatic makeup. It was too much! I wish she would take off those terrible earrings too. Her hair looked like it was fresh out the pack.
I liked the fact that she brought her mother but that wig is still haunting me.